Groom Broom

groom broom
noun

- figurative (or literal) broom or other club-like weapon used for beating apathetic, uninvolved grooms into participation in wedding planning

See this miniature Chinese take-out container template? You WILL construct two hundred and fifty perfect pieces or I WILL get out the groom broom.

OR, in our case:

See these rolls of aqua paper? You WILL cut them in 5in- x- 10in pieces or I WILL flog you with the groom broom.

Waitaminute...is he protesting by giving the finger? ;)

This awesome word brought to you by the indomitable Mrs. Lovebug of Weddingbee. More words here, and here.

To Markymark, thanks for humoring me in my DIY craftanzas. You're the best!

-posted by tanya-